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emily 19 ny etc. idk how to blog


Love is just god on a good day

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worldofhommes:

Maps // Yeah Yeah Yeahs

they don’t love you like I love you.

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creepycoatedcrawlies:

VIVA LA PLUTO M O T H E R F U C K E R S

creepycoatedcrawlies:

VIVA LA PLUTO M O T H E R F U C K E R S

My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent

  • White Co-Worker: That's not how you say it.
  • My Dad: But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.
  • White Co-Worker: Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?
  • My Dad: You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?
  • White Co-Worker: Just English
  • My Dad: Tell me something. What does a cow say?
  • White Co-Worker: Moo?
  • My Dad: That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*
  • White Co-Worker: *sheds white tears*

thottielamottie:

the deep sea terrifies me and so do the southern united states

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sadvirginsacrifice:

my autobiography

sadvirginsacrifice:

my autobiography

socialjusticekoolaid:

bae—electronica:

mimicryisnotmastery:

trillaryclinton:

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 lmfaoooooo

WHY IS SHE SOFTER THAN CHARMIN THO?

WHY IS SHE MORE SENSITIVE THAN BABY WIPES?

WHY IS SHE MORE WINEY THAN BAREFOOT MOSCATO

WHY SHE BE A CRYBABY LIKE SOUR GUM

WHY CAN’T SHE TAKE AN L HIT IT AND PASS IT

Cause she be that Aggy.

FDB

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jamiebenn:

coyotelips:

MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAYYYY

I wasn’t going to reblog this and then I saw the caption.

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queenconsuelabananahammock:

DAAAAAAAAAAAMN

queenconsuelabananahammock:

DAAAAAAAAAAAMN

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sing-me-to-wonderland:

The sky before the storm <3

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